You've been in Marching Band too long

 20. You think that trumpeters have a right to be egotistical.
 
 19. The drummers start making sense to you.
 
 18. You wonder what life would be like if you weren't in band.
 
 17. You roll step while you walk to class.
 
 16. You practice your marching music on a daily basis.
  
 15. You major in music and use your high school band director 
     as a role model.
 
 14.  Those stupid "band humor" jokes are the funniest things 
      you ever heard.
 
 13.  You pick out instruments from the music in cartoons.
 
 12.  You start screaming "LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!" to people that walk 
      in front of you on the way to class.
 
 11.  You have been, or know someone who has been, 
      "Blinker Fluid Boy."
 
 10.  You've dated everyone in the band and now wonder if you're 
      ever gonna have another date.
 
 9.  You begin to enjoy Wilke's many stories.
 
 8.  You don't think that flautists have a slight attitude problem.
 
 7.  You change from your instrument to the tuba.
 
 6.  You have perfect pitch.
 
 5.  The band director is always right.
 
 4.  You marry that special someone in your section.
 
 3.  You can relate to more than a fourth of these things!
 
 2.  You actually like marching band and would kill to do it 
     all year long.
 
 1.  Never mind, it's a band thing!