Overheard at General Electric

10. "Wow! Look at that stuff burn!"
9. "I keep forgetting, which is AC and which is DC?"
8. "Are you crazy? Do you know how much a recall would cost?"
7. "Whoops!"
6. "Watch what happens when I toss these bolts into the turbine."
5. "This is the episode where they almost get off the island."
4. "What we save on the radiation shielding, we can put into 
    advertising.
3. "The new guy develped a new long-lasting, inexpensive filament. 
    Kill him."
2. "The squid is no longer responding to the mind control! 
    AAIIEEEEEE!
1. "Here comes the tour group. Put your pants on."