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RPI student robbed in Pizza Bella hold-up at gunpoint. Student reports, "I was totally freaked out. It was extremely scary."
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Crime on campus increased over the past few weeks. Highlights include the theft of $50,000 of computer equipment and reports of a male running around naked through Troy near the RPI campus.
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The RIAA sues students for allegedly illegally distributing copyrighted music files. One of the files allegedly distributed was "Got 2 B Legit" by the former pop star M.C. Hammer.
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Senate discusses plans for Ruckus in its second regular meeting of the semester. The senate also discussed plans for a record-breaking electric slide led by Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson.
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Flood damages Nugent Hall after a student tried to work on the toilet in her room. Of the 2,000 gallons estimated spilled, 1,000 have been pumped from the building.
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Freshman student dies in apparent suicide in Hall Hall on Saturday. Eddie Knowles urges depressed people to get counseling from Health Center Staff.
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Crossgates Mall begins "Parental Escort Policy" restricting minors' access to the mall. Terri Walsh claims that the mall is just looking "to change the atmosphere" at Crossgates.
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Grade modifiers begin use in freshman and graduate level courses this semester. A majority of those 43% professors showing up to the vote approved the plan.
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Proctor's hotel plan fails when RPI cannot find a contractor to develop the property. Property is in process of being given back to the City of Troy as RPI watches more tuition money drain away.
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Senate creates lobbying corps for pleading for money from various governing bodies. Max Yates creates one of his pet programs from his 2005-2006 platform.
Portfolio
SDX: Sodexho Alliance S.A. ADS
PEP: PepsiCo Inc.
SJX: Shirley Ann Jackson's Retirement Fund
Thanks to The Wall Street Journal Online.
Special thanks to The Polytechnic for headlines.
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