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Sample Quiz

You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your own appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any language except Latin or Greek.

Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length its sociopolitical effects, if any.

Take a position for or against the truth. Prove the validity of your position.

Extra credit: Define the universe. Give three examples.