YOUR MaMA SO SKINNY THAT SHE COULD HANG GLIDE ON A DORITO.
Your mama so skinny that she could do push ups under the wall.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on a talking scale, it said "Get off of me!"
Your mamma is so fat, I ran around her and got lost!
Your mamma teeth are so rotten, when she smile, she look like she got a mouthful of dice!
Your mamma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, her mother said
"Oh what a treasure!" and her father said,"Yeah. Let's go bury it!"
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