Is graduate education of interest to you?
A word of advice, here's what you should do.
Forget the Midwest, big schools and huge crowds.
Forget the West Coast. They all live in the clouds.
The South and Southwest are just too damned hot,
The East Coast'd be fine but for that Ivy League lot.
Now the Hudson Valley is THE place to be,
RPI's, it's beacon of technology.
So, for a great education and a degree without peer,
Study Chemical Engineering and attend Rensselaer.
J. Plawsky