| Character | Link | Contents |
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| Apu | sprinkle.wav | A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here. |
| Apu | sgtpep.wav | [singing] I'm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club man. I hope I will enjoy my show. |
| Apu | dishonor.wav | It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god. But OK! |
| Apu | cranny.wav | Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oh no! No, it isn't! |
| Apu | nylon.wav | Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin, almost sensous. |
| Apu | get-out.wav | Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! |
| Bart Simpson | craptclr.wav | It's craptacular. |
| Bart Simpson | whatalod.wav | What a load of crappy crap crap. |
| Dr. Nick Riviera | drnickhi.wav | Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!) |
| Gabbo | gabbo.wav | I'm a bad little boy. |
| Gabbo | sobs.wav | All the kids in Springfield are SOBs. |
| Homer Simpson | anykey.wav | "To start, press any key." Where's the any key? |
| Homer Simpson | curse.wav | (Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.) Ooh, that's bad. (But it comes with a free Frogurt!) That's good! (The Frogurt is also cursed.) That's bad. (But you get your choice of toppings!) That's good. (The toppings contain potassium benzoate.) (That's bad.) Can I go now? |
| Homer Simpson | 4day.wav | (The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.) Woohoo, four day weekend! |
| Homer Simpson | 32dohs.wav | [32 Dohs] |
| Homer Simpson | simpson.wav | [Simpson song] |
| Homer Simpson | awwcrap.wav | Aww crap! |
| Homer Simpson | damn-it.wav | Damn it! Doh, I... Arrgh! Aw, the hell with this. |
| Homer Simpson | doh.wav | Doh! |
| Homer Simpson | dohaaa.wav | Doh! Aah! [crash] |
| Homer Simpson | kill.wav | Hmm, cable's out. Think I'll have a beer. Hmm, not a drop in the house. What do you know. (Homer, I'm impressed - you're taking this quite well.) I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! (Homer!) Sorry. |
| Homer Simpson | evil homer.wav | I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! |
| Homer Simpson | Pants.wav | I have misplaced my pants. |
| Homer Simpson | Bunn.wav | I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun. |
| Homer Simpson | laws.wav | In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! |
| Homer Simpson | curvy.wav | Kiss my curvy butt goodbye! [slam] |
| Homer Simpson | bright.wav | Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. |
| Homer Simpson | Bacon.wav | Mmm... bacon |
| Homer Simpson | baloney.wav | My baloney has a first name; it's H-O-M-E-R / My baloney has a second nane; it's H-O-M-E-R. |
| Homer Simpson | noname.wav | Now here are some of your no-name bands: Sonic Youth? Nine Inch Nails? |
| Homer Simpson | moronily.wav | Oh, that's it. You just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moronily! |
| Homer Simpson | floorpie.wav | Ooh... floor pie [swish] Wah! |
| Homer Simpson | jerk_ass.wav | Outta my way, jerkass! |
| Homer Simpson | Donut.wav | That's a nice donut. |
| Homer Simpson | gotmail1.wav | The mail! The mail is here! Ooh |
| Homer Simpson | failure.wav | Trying is the first step toward failure. |
| Homer Simpson | wlcminet.wav | Welcome to the Internet my friend. How can I help you? |
| Homer Simpson | burrito.wav | Where's my burrito! |
| Homer Simpson | you.wav | Why you little! |
| Homer Simpson | woohoo.wav | Woohoo! |
| Homer Simpson | suck.wav | Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. (Homer, watch your mouth!) Uh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening. |
| Homer Simpson | all_nuts.wav | You're all nuts. |
| Homer Simpson | steakhouse.wav | I thought this was supposed to be a steak house, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily, tea party place. |
| Homer Simpson | losers.wav | So who won? The losers? [No, they lost.] Heh, heh, heh, heh, losers. |
| Marge Simpson | butthole.wav | She's such a butthole. |
| Jasper ? | whowhat.wav | You shot who in the what now? |
| Jose Flanders | reunion.wav | Buenos ding dong diddily dias, señor |
| Ned Flanders | flancry.wav | Har ye, Har ye! I declare myself pickled tink about Springfield's bi-cen-ciddly, ti-ten-toodly, rin-tin-tennial day! (You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!) |
| Ned Flanders | hi-dily.wav | Hi-dily-hey! (Go home.) Toodily-do! |
| Nelson Muntz | haha.wav | Ha ha! |
| Nelson Muntz | nels1.wav | Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play? (Polly wolly doodle) Oh yeah? Well, it sounds polly wolly crappy! Ha ha! |
| Mr. C. Montgomery Burns | brainsrg.wav | Damn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science - it's brain surgery! |
| Mr. C. Montgomery Burns | pollute.wav | Well huzzah, huzzah! I'll just throw back by legs and pollute my britches with delight! |
| Principal Seymour Skinner | children.wav | Up yours, children! |
| Principal Seymour Skinner | ass_mine.wav | Your ass is mine |
| Krusty the Klown | bender.wav | I'm going on the bender to end all benders. |
| Krusty the Klown | krustycrap.wav | Aww Crap! |
| Krusty the Klown | whatthe.wav | What the hell was that? |
| Groundskeeper Willy | pullwilly.wav | (Pull Willy, pull!) I'm doin' all the pullin' ya blouse-wearin poodle-walker! |
| Groundskeeper Willy | willyfrench.wav | (They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching French.) Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys! |
| Chief Wiggum | detcdamn.wav | Sure, we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like-I-Give-a-Damn. |
| Chief Wiggum | egghead.wav | (Here is an ordinary square.) Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead. |
| Grandpa Simpson | nuts2you.wav | Nuts to you! |
| Moe Szizlak | moedirt.wav | Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. |
