| Character | Link | Contents |
|---|
| Elaine Benes | Bag_dirt.wav | I could drop you like a bag of dirt. |
| Elaine Benes | sdingo.wav | Maybe the dingo ate your baby! |
| Elaine Benes | anidiot.wav | Well that's because you're an idiot. |
| Elaine Benes | going_hl.wav | Well, I'm going to hell. |
| Elaine Benes | diddling.wav | Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum. |
| Elaine Benes | craw.wav | Ah, this really sticks in my craw. |
| Estelle Costanza | movecrap.wav | Move your crap, I'm coming in! |
| George Costanza | beat_it.wav | Ah, beat it, punk |
| George Costanza | beboppin.wav | He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losing it! |
| George Costanza | cheese.wav | I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery! |
| George Costanza | get_nuts.wav | Let's get nuts! |
| George Costanza | serenity.wav | Serenity now! |
| George Costanza | stupid.wav | You must think I'm pretty stupid. |
| George Costanza | society.wav | You know we're living in a society! |
| Jerry Seinfeld | msesrses.wav | Oh Moses, smell the roses. |
| Jerry Seinfeld | Thisidea.wav | Oh yeah, I like this idea. |
| Jerry Seinfeld | idiotmbl.wav | To the Idiotmobile! |
| Jerry Seinfeld | insanity.wav | Well let's start the insanity. |
| Kramer | confused.wav | I guess I got confused! |
| Kramer | hideous.wav | Look away. I'm... I'm hideous |
| Kramer | oh_yeah.wav | Oh yeaaahh! |
| Kramer | likeidea.wav | Oh yeah, I like this idea |
| Kramer | blewmind.wav | You just blew my mind. |
| Kramer | loaded.wav | (Looks like he gave you some novocaine.) Oh, I'm loaded. |
| Kramer | expletives.wav | (You find the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?) When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly! |
| Mickey | Go_time2.wav | That's it! It's go time! |
| Newman | pustule.wav | You useless pustule! |
| Soup Nazi | getout.wav | Go on! Leave! Get out! Next! |
| Frank Costanza | serenity2.wav | Serenity now! |
