Quotes

The quotes from all over that (used to) randomly appear above. What do they have in common? I like them.

"Trying is the first step toward failure." - Homer Simpson

"People are idiots who deserve to be mocked." - Dogbert

"If God had wanted us to be concise, He wouldn't have given us so many fonts." - Dave Barry

"Apples are for baking." - Unknown

"If life is gonna crap all over you, I don't know what my job is." - Mimi Bobec, The Drew Carey Show

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Unknown

"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Me

"It's a lot easier... when you know what's going on." - Prof. I. Herron, RPI

"When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." - Harry Solomon, 3rd Rock From the Sun

"More is more!" - Timothy J. W. Mosca

"Fair would only work if I had a conscience." - Ricky Fung

"A great many people do not have a right to their own opinion because they don't know what they're talking about." - Andy Rooney

"[I'm paranoid] only because everyone's out to get me." - Fox Mulder in Ruins by Kevin J. Anderson

"What's the point of trying if you can't be a winner?" - Calvin in Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin & Hobbes Collection by Bill Watterson

"You don't need statistics to know you've been hit by a truck." - Prof. M. Zuker, RPI

"If I want to track my investments, I can throw a rock off the Congress Street bridge." - My Dad

"I do break a lot of stuff." - Phil Sirigiano

"There's Unix and then there's Unix. And then there's Windows." - Me

"'b' is not a letter." - Prof. M. Goldberg, RPI

"Holy s--t! I'm a dork!" - Scott Hill

"Sometimes sarcasm helps us think more clearly." - Dogbert